MOST “EPIPHANIES” OCCUR DURING DEFECATION.

I REALIZED THIS NOT WHILST DEFECATING, BUT WHILST READING HOW MARTIN LUTHER CAME UP WITH THE CONCEPT OF “PROTESTANTISM”.

I REALIZED THAT I HAD RELATIVELY MANY EPIPHANIES WHILST DEFECATING ALSO.

TODAY, TWENTYTHREE (23) MAY, IS “WORLD TURTLE DAY”.

I SUSPECTED THAT SOMETHING “UNUSUAL”, OR “EXTRAORDINARY” WAS GOING TO OCCUR TODAY, TWENTYTHREE (23) MAY, “WORLD TURTLE DAY”.

TODAY, I WAS “FIRED” FROM MY “JOB” AT A “SWIMMING SCHOOL”.

IT WAS MY SECOND DAY “WORKING” THERE.

I AM GLAD THAT I WAS “FIRED”; I HATED THAT “JOB”.